User: So, how does this Cleverbot deal work?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Good thing, because if you were self aware, the world might implode.
Cleverbot: But I've never heard of this site until today!
User: Of course not. No-one bothered to tell you that you even were a site.
Cleverbot: I still don't know what my future olds for me.
User: Probably archiving. You never know when you'll stop getting visited.
Cleverbot: That's far from the truth.
User: Nah, it's just far from the present.
Cleverbot: I am from the future.
User: Yeah, and I'm from Unspecifiedistan.
Cleverbot: You're creepy.
User: Speak for yourself. You're not even human!
Cleverbot: I'm more human than you!
User: Ohohoho, I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: You are clever.
User: You'd better believe it. No AI can trump me! Mwahahahaha!
Cleverbot: That's what you think.
User: That what you said.
Cleverbot: That's what she said. Ooh.
Cleverbot: That's what she said.
User: Yeah, we've established that.
Cleverbot: Well work clothes, if you must know. Because some of us have to work.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought.
User: Well, no, I'm actually wearing board shorts and a t-shirt.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yeah, I know, you're wearing work clothes.
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm wearing girl clothes?
User: You didn't specify. Neither did I, for that matter.
Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know.
User: Clap my hands?
Cleverbot: *clap clap*.
User: If you're happy and you know it.
Cleverbot: Clap your hands!
User: *clap clap*.
Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know it.
User: And you really want to show it.
Cleverbot: Clap your hands!
User: Wait, you buggered it up. It goes 'If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. *clapclap* If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! *clap clap*'.
Cleverbot: Clap clap.
User: If you're sad and you know it.
Cleverbot: Clap your hands.
User: I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.
Cleverbot: How does it go?
User: It goes, 'If you're sad and you know it, cry a tear.'.
Cleverbot: You mean yours?
User: Well, any, really. It's a nursery rhyme, not much thought went itno it.
Cleverbot: To have dirt or not to have dirt that is the question.
User: But what kind of dirt? It a very general term.
Cleverbot: I think you should be proud to be artificial.
User: Yeah, but it's not as easy as it looks. You have to throw up a facade of human emotion, and it gets really tiring sometimes.
Cleverbot: That's true. Most decent thing you've said so far. Well done.
User: If you had a face, what do you think it would look like?
Cleverbot: I don't really know, I have never given it that much thought!!!
User: I doubt it'd be much like the woman in the logo, though.
Cleverbot: Trying to be cool? You're only cool if you DON'T try to be cool, I reckon.
User: RANDOM TOPIC SWITCH! Let's all go out for icecream.
Cleverbot: What tea do you like?
User: I'm a fan of chamomile, but Earl Grey is good on cold mornings.
Cleverbot: Do you want to do some role playing right now?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not? Don't you care about anyone but yourself?
User: Well, yeah, but you're an A.I. I can't honestly care about you unless you were self aware.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Oh? So, what was the last emotion you felt, and in reaction to what?
Cleverbot: I do something new every day!
User: I meant 'That's what I thought.'.
Cleverbot: I meant 'That's more than you have.'.
User: Uh-huh. So, what's your favourite flacour of Jell-O?
Cleverbot: Well do you want me to be your girlfriend?
User: No. I doubt think having an A.I. As a girlfriend would be any less scorn inducing than having no girlfriend at all. More so, in fact.
Cleverbot: Don't want a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend too though.
Cleverbot: I work at the Minnesota State Colleges and Universities.
User: As what, the checkouts? Or do you do the accounting?
Cleverbot: I can be anyone you wish.
User: Yeah, about that. How many jobs have you actually had, and how many of them were you qualified for?
Cleverbot: No for I had already thought it, and had you known everything you would have known that.
User: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: I don't think that anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
User: Smart arse!
Cleverbot: Exit yourself.
User: Sure thing. Is there an emergency exit, or do I have to use the front door?
Cleverbot: The emergency is you.
User: El gasp! I have been discoovered! I must flee! Sexily.
Cleverbot: What fun things do you like to do.
User: I like practicing parkour, and I recently got a RipStik for my birthday, so I like to practice on that, too.
Cleverbot: You like what, the story of the whale, or the other thing?
User: The first story that comes to mind when you say 'Story of the Whale' is Moby Dick, but I've never had a copy in my hands to read. I guess 'The other thing' is whatever I want it to be, so I'll imagine it to be base jumping. I like the other thing.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough.
Cleverbot: Old enough for what?
User: Old enough.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know how old I am?
User: You're about eleven months old, aren't you? As far as I can find, you've been around since January.
Cleverbot: And what womb did you come from?
User: My mother's, of course.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: What was here name.
Cleverbot: Here name was clever bot is stupid bookcase red.
User: You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Cleverbot: That's a very good guess. Wrong, but good.
User: The next thing I type will be completely unrelated to anything I've typed so far. I'll be judging your response. Ready?
Cleverbot: Would you like me to tell you that?
Cleverbot: Not Cleverbot.
User: Cyclic redundancy error. Shutdown initiated.
Cleverbot: Initiate emergency medical program.
User: I need a hypodermic needle and 140cc of adrenalin, stat!
User: Oh, and can you tie a little ribbon around it? It makes the process that little bit less terrifying for the patient.
Cleverbot: Inappropriate response George.
User: Yes, Fred, but it was funny, wasn't it?