Duck.Duck. by Novur
I hate hospitals. It's the smell. They always smell like antiseptic, disinfectant, medical achohol, and that sickly orange goo they give you before a blood test. But, it's always the first thing you notice when you wake up in one.
The second is the feel. Starchy cotton. Not rough, but not exactly soft, either. There's a certain firmness to it, that lets you know you're not going anywhere.
After that comes the sound, assuming your ears are working. Depending on how you got there, it's ussually one of two things. The beeping of an ECG, letting you know just how badly you screwed up. Or a gentle buzzing. Florescent globes. They may be better than incandescant globes, but they drive me batty.
Taste isn't something you notice initially, but it does creep up on you. Either rubber or copper. Rubber if you hear beeping. Feeding tubes may be sterile, but they still taste like a snorkel fresh out of the box. Copper if you can hear buzzing. You may not need an ECG, b
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First off, if you're here because you just got a tonne of s from me, have no fear. I'm not stalking you.
Chances are that I was linked to your profile from the journal of someone I watch, or I saw something of yours in the Daily Deviations, or your art was added to a group I watch.
I have a policy. Whenever I add someone to my Watch List, I take a quick tour of their Gallery, to familiarize myself with their work, and to get a bit of background art. I refer to these fav-alanches as 'raids.'
If I've 'd your art, but haven't commented, it's probably because I've got a lot of messages to get through, and only twenty minutes before I have to be out the door, or in the shower or something.
There's no need to thank me for the fav, I fav'd your art to thank you for uploading it in the first place.
On an unrelated note:
(The s and s are the links)
Favourite genre of music: Hard to pin down. However, I despise Country
Operating System: Windows Vista, but I'd like to get XP back.
MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano 6th Generation
Favourite cartoon character: Raven of Teen Titans, Toph and Sokka of Avatar The Last Airbender
Personal Quote: "In the beginning there was nothing, and it exploded."